You would be perfect for our group if..
1 You are in need of adult conversation.
2 You have a good sense of humor.
3 You don't blink when in playgroup, everyone lifts their kids up for a sniff test to see where the smell is coming from
4 You're not at all offended when another mother wipes your child's hands with a babywipe because he touched something yucky under the table
5 You want to pass around and trade baby stuff.
6 You are totally comfortable discussing the most painful yet amazing moments of your life with other women.
7 You don't bring your kids when they are sick
8 You can spell out dirty words and if not, refer to #2
9 You don't mind being bragged on by your moderator
10 Your kids enjoy playmates
11 You want to make life long friendships.
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playgroup info please rsvp for playgroup if you are coming...that way if on...